JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING IS BUY ONE GET ONE 50% OFF
I’ve been thinking real hard about this, and I’ve been trying to figure out…which employees make me feel the most awkward and uncomfortable? Is it
A ) The Hot Topic employee
B ) The Spencer Gifts employee
C ) The Hot Rags employee?
The Hot Topic employee makes sure to let you know that EVERYTHING IS BUY ONE GET ONE 50% OFF! Man, is that sale ever going to end? Maybe if a single t-shirt wasn’t $20 it might be a good deal to begin with. Also, wearing a Deadpool shirt to a Hot Topic was a huge mistake, as the cashier made sure to let me know every single item they have that includes Deadpool. Maybe I’m a poser, maybe I don’t know who he is, DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? EH? Uh? huh? ok. movingon.
Spencer Gift employees…they never say THAT much to me but for some reason I get the impression that they have pierced nipples and hipster glasses on their genitals so I automatically don’t like them.
As for the Hot Rags employee, and for those of you that don’t know Hot Rags is basically the incense, statuette, and pothead emporium. Anyway, the Hot Rags employee is usually always a cutesy little goth girl thatinallhonestyIwouldhavefoundcuteinhighschoolbutthatsneitherhereorthere that is extremely nice to me everytime, no matter who it is. I’m glad they’re friendly, but it makes me feel like total shit if I don’t buy anything…or just buy a measly $3 worth of incense like I always do.
"Would you like to buy a new incense burner as well?"
So I guess my answer to which employee makes me feel the most awkward is………………
Gamestop. Fuck those guys.